Gorilla jokes

1. A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tr...
2. Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machin...
3. Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.
4. Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!
5. Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhe...
6. Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends ...
7. Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!
8. Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!
9. How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator ...
10. How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a...
11. How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'...
12. How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the sho...
13. How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g...
14. How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a...
15. How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite...
16. How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and ...
17. How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!
18. How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!
19. How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and...
20. How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go bac...
21. How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Goril...
22. If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of...
23. If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? ...
24. If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? ...
25. What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, d...
26. What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that ...
27. What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!
28. What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned ...
29. What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby...
30. What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the sk...
31. What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!
32. What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!
33. What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!
34. What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!
35. What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it -...
36. What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!
37. What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he alrea...
38. What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if i...
39. What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lot...
40. What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!
41. What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!
42. What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!
43. What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It w...
44. What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc....
45. What's black, hairy, and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla!
46. What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
47. When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they star...
48. When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in th...
49. Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!
50. Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes...
51. Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!
52. Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jum...
53. Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!
54. Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
55. Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!
56. Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
57. Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets roman...
58. Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!
59. Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ro...
60. Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The ...
61. Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!
62. Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!
63. Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was...
64. Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Be...
65. Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take ...
66. Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff ...
67. Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding...
68. Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the dra...
69. Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!
70. Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - Se...
71. Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!
72. Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the busine...
73. Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungl...
74. Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're...
75. Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a custome...
76. Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let hi...
77. Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and ...
78. A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating g...
79. Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
80. Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He t...