Ant jokes
1. Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
2. Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !
3. Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !
4. What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !
5. What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !
6. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
7. What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
8. What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
9. What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !...
10. What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !
11. Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
12. What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !
13. How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picni...
14. What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
15. What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
16. What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
17. What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
18. Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
19. What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
20. How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
21. What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !
22. What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
23. What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
24. What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
25. What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
26. Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !